Plotting Murder - The Rogue Angel

Plotting Murder

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The telephone must die. All three of them. Since I have to have telephone service to have my DSL ... I cannot just cut them off. So, I must kill them. Is murdering telephones a crime?

All I know is that I am sick to death of my telephone. It rings all the time. Most often when I sit down to eat, using the bathroom, or I am sleeping. I don't need an alarm clock anymore ... nooooo ... I have a telephone that rings every morning around 7 AM without fail. I cannot get anything done without that phone ringing.

I can't sleep either. What is up with people wanting to call at 7 AM? I just don't get that. Unfortunately, most of my town feels it is perfectly acceptable to call here early in the morning ... and usually for LM. But, the phone is on my side of the bed and it doesn't matter how many times it rings ... he doesn't wake up to answer it. Nooooo. I have to answer it and then I am up!

It will ring and ring and ring. If the answering machine picks up, it will disconnect and then begin to ring again. 1 AM ... 3 AM ... 5 AM ... 7 AM! It has no manners at all. It just rings all night and all day. It is like it knows when I am doing something!

I think it is a plot against me. It is watching me. It sees when I am sleeping, it cares one whit if I am awake, it knows when I am cleaning, when I am eating, saying grace, watching a movie, napping, cooking ... it knows every move I make. Every day of the week!

Either it is possessed or it is trying to drive me insane.

It.Must.Die.Now.

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Ha! My phone does the same thing -- the minute I'm busy with something else, it rings -- never fails! And up until 18 months ago, every night we'd wake up to the phone ringing at 3 or 4 or sometimes 5 in the morning and when we'd pick up it was always a beeping sound on the other end -- no one else. Tried calling the number back and all we'd get is a busy signal. We finally got so tired of it that we put a block on our phone so that if someone calls "out of area" they have to give their name to an operator's recording before the phone will even ring on my end. It was worth the money we spent to put that block on -- no more beeping crap, no more telemarketers, etc. The only downer about the block, is if my siblings uses their cell phone to call me they also have to go through the same steps. They now tease me that they have to go through Fort Knox to get through to me. LOL

I think you need to get some sleep, Angel. :)

Sleep will come after I murder the phones.

My phone hardly ever rings anymore...thank goodness! Have fun murdering the phones...

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